Launched on pump.fun · Solana
Ni Hao Bull
$NIBULL
He meditated through the entire bear winter. Now he has opened his eyes — and he would like to say hello.
tap the old bull
The Legend
The Hermit of the Eastern Peak
Long before charts had candles, an old bull lived on the highest cliff of the Eastern Peak. Nobody remembers his real name. The villagers in the valley simply called him by the only two words he ever said: “Ni hao.”
When the great Bear Winter came, every other bull ran down the mountain. Bears prowled the ridges, red lanterns fell from the sky, and snow buried every trail. The old bull did not run. He sat down on his cliff, closed his eyes, and greeted the storm: “Ni hao, winter.”
For every red day, he tied one knot into the rope at his waist. The rope grew so long it coiled around the temple floor a thousand times. Still he waited — because a bull who sells in winter never sees the spring.
Then one morning the sun broke over the peaks. The snow melted. The old bull opened his eyes, and they were glowing green.
He took his staff and walked down the ten thousand steps, bowing to every creature he met — rabbits, foxes, pandas, even a few nervous bears. To each he said the same thing. And everyone who answered him felt a strange calm: the calm of someone who has already survived the winter.
Now the old bull has come to Solana. He does not promise. He does not shill. He bows, says hello, and points his staff at the moon.
The Eight Scrolls
Paintings from the monastery
Eight scenes from the old bull’s journey, from the silent peak to the full moon. Tap any scroll to open it.
Teachings
Sayings of the old bull
The Scroll of Numbers
$NIBULL
How to buy
The path up the mountain
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Get a wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare and create a Solana wallet. Keep your seed phrase somewhere only you can find it.
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Gather SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees.
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Find the bull
Open pump.fun, connect your wallet and search for $NIBULL. Make sure it is the real Ni Hao Bull before you swap.
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Bow & hold
Swap SOL for $NIBULL. Then do what the old bull does: say ni hao, tie a knot, and be patient.